12 things i hate abt girls

by Robin S. Joseph:

why 12 bec i dont wanna type more than 12
or else it could have easily been more than 12 billion





1) The way they alwayz form a separate line that is always shorter
at any public office get their work done in minutes as compared to ur
hours (except if its a lady at the counter i luv em :))

2) The way they can always fake that they have a period to get outta
sumthin like a P.E. test or sports day specially those horrifically fat ones
who would most probably cause tectonic movement if they ran

3) The way they can always almost convince u with their fake tears to
maybe even murder sum1

4) Their obsession with marriage (now if u r a guy like me u probably hv
enough experience in this matter all u need to do is buy her lunch and behold
that night itself u will recive the dreaded call or should i say discussion
of the contract of ur future life as a bonded slave :()

5) The way they ask "robin do i look fat???" and most guys like me who hv been
in this situation might have in all honesty wanted to say "YES god YES r ya blind u
lil pig???" but alas 4 fear of life all like me must ve said "god u look great"

6) The way they can never understand hw contraceptives work?
(i mean 4 the luv of god did ya sleep thru bio class in 10th????)

7) AND THIS 1 IS 4 ALL OF U GUYS:(u can thank me later)
the way they say "oh, hum toh kuch padhe hi nai hain mera ye chuta hua hai
mera woh chuta hua hai (liar) and after all melodrama guess who tops???her
i'd like 2 take names but i wont 4 fear of death i wont.

8) the way they always drive (if at all it can be called driving forgive me
guyz 4 my mistake) without helmets even on the india pakistan border and
still get away with it.

9) the way they say i want an understanding guy with a sense of humour
f**k that wat they really mean is that he should look great and spend loads
of money on me.

10) the way they deny most things and even if u convince them and even if they are
convinced that u r right they will still deny it (first they ll say no u r wrong n
i m right even when it isnt true n they a short while later deny having said
anything at all) i m sure this has happened to 1 and all.
and they say its u who has a big ego.

11) the way how EACH N EVERY girl irrespective has a brother who is either a bigger,
stronger,smarter or more good lookin then u r.
i remember this girl lets call her miss x
x fancied my biceps and asked me 4 measurements so as any guy would i gave em 2 her
at that very moment she said she has a brother who has biceps that follow the formula:

gIRLS SECRET FORMULA 4 calculation of bicep size:

my_brothers_biceps = robins_biceps+1+piss_off_factor;

where piss_off_factor depends on how big a liar she is!

So neway then i finally meet her hulk brother n he turns out to be one of those really skinny
kids with glasses n all.

n wat does the girl have to say u ask (look at point 10) deny the whole thing together
with fancy lines like:
"hum aisa kab bole" or "hum to aisa kuch kabhie bole hi nai" hallelujiah GHAJINI
i think all considered asin wuld have played ghajini better than amir did.

12) the way they force me to write articles such as these in the first place :))))


[NOTE: the points,issues and girls mentioned in my article bear no resamblance to
anything or anyone dead or alive ]

[P.S. no offense to the lady whose picture i borrowed i just thought it would go with the theme...:)]

image of the lady courtesy collegecandy.com and a big thanx to my dear friend Shashank
and my 2 followers Souvik n Mr. D for their support
--Robin